I hurt!!!!!

Hey, how is everyone? Great I hope. I am hurting right now pretty bad, my back and shoulder is really needing some work. I need an hour massage if anyone wants to buy me one. Maybe someone will feel sorry for me and buy me one. lol They probably would just do it to make me shut up about it, but it really hurts. Frank doesn't like to give massages so that is out of the question so I guess I will just have to take my birthday money next month(if I get any) and buy one. Speaking of my birthday, I will be 28 and I am really not excited about getting closer to 30. That just seems so depressing. I want to stay twenty-something. Can't we just stop the clock in my life and I will stay right here, even though I know in time I grow up more(I know, it's about time) but I don't wanna get old.
Oh, the subject of growing up. I have a question. Why do women mature faster than men? I think it is because guys are just big ole babies. What do you women think about it? We give birth (which is very painful) and I know there aint no man that could do that. Sorry men you are just wimps. Yea you might be able to fight and act all tough but it is all an act. Well, I gotta get to work so see ya!